Revised Lyrics

Every Sperm Is Sacred
 
There are Jews in the world.
There are Catholics.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
And, we could be any of them.
  
I'm a woman, like your mother,
And have been since before I was born,
And the first thing they tell every woman is
You should be ready to spawn.
 
You don't have to be a Madonna.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on, at all.
Your body is only meant for offspring.
Because...  

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
The State gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
The State gets quite irate.
 
Let the heathens spill theirs,
On the dusty ground.
The State shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.
  
Mother: You will cut the funding
of our children’s share,
but God loves those who treat their
semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
The State gets quite irate.
  
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood!
  
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
The state needs everybody's.
Male: Mine!
Male: And mine!
Male in a striped convict suit : And mine!
  
Choir: Let the sinners spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
The State shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
  
Everyone: Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.
  
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
The State gets quite iraaaaate!